dylanisagirlsnametoo:

dylanisagirlsnametoo:

I’m spending the night in my high school crush’s bed and I’d be lying if I said that didn’t give me a huge bit of a thrill

He has wallpaper that has eagles and the word “freedom” underneath it. He’s a bit of a country bumpkin.

I’m not saying I’m smelling his stuff I’m just saying that if I’m sleeping in his bed and his sheets smell like him I can’t avoid it


luckyspike:

like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food

does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just

“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.

im gonna have a hot pocket.”

(via insultingdetective)



wurnbo:

how to get out of bed

  • wake up
  • no
  • go back to sleep

(via musicalepiphanyy)



dylanisagirlsnametoo:

I’m spending the night in my high school crush’s bed and I’d be lying if I said that didn’t give me a huge bit of a thrill

He has wallpaper that has eagles and the word “freedom” underneath it. He’s a bit of a country bumpkin.


I’m spending the night in my high school crush’s bed and I’d be lying if I said that didn’t give me a huge bit of a thrill



pizza:

my favourite thing to do the night before homework is due is to finish it then read the criteria sheet and realise i’ve done it all wrong

(via just-another-blog-suiting-up)


guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

bluebackstabber:

should i attend college or take the black

(via tardis-potter)


lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

image

(via just-another-blog-suiting-up)


idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.

(via musicalepiphanyy)


Doctor Who fandom: WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW!
Supernatural fandom: Pie and whiskey over here!
Sherlock fandom: Just tea for me thanks.
Hannibal fandom: we would like to have you all for dinner